The Bitch Is Back – A Full Rundown on Maleficent

Written on June 6, 2014 – 6:04 pm | by Savannah Bria |
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Hello, boys and girls. Did you miss me? I can’t think of a more apropos way to return to the old stomping grounds. Maleficent is an old favorite character to many, including me. Have you seen the film yet? Are you looking for a spoileriffic guide to let you know if it’s worth your time? […]

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Bromantic Intentions: 8 Beautiful Bromances to Joyify Your Feels

Written on April 3, 2013 – 4:20 pm | by Savannah Bria |
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Continuing in the thread of human companionship, let’s talk about “bromances.” This oft-loved genre has its roots in the “buddy” films that often involve a hero and his friend or sidekick using their friendship to overcome all odds. Bromances in particular generally put a large amount of focus on both the strength and depth of […]

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Savannah’s Top Ten Underrated Chick Flicks

Written on March 11, 2013 – 6:15 pm | by Savannah Bria |
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Ignoring the inherent flaws in the system that turns out romantic comedies and dramas on a regular basis, there’s a lot to be said for films chronicling the human journey to finding picture-perfect love. Unfortunately, for every shining gem filled with feel-goody, squishy love juice, there are a dozen dried-out sponges of cinematic torture, waiting […]

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‘Warm Bodies’ Reverses the Zombie Trend — Part 2 of 2

Written on February 16, 2013 – 9:21 pm | by Savannah Bria |
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Part 2 — The Love (or, Why We Hate Everyone, But Shouldn’t) We’ve shown that society is ready to move on from the thought of a destructive apocalypse. So we decide, as a species, to get up and move into “action” mode: then what? What exactly makes this move special? And why does it have […]

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Take That, Mayans! Warm Bodies Reverses the Zombie Trend (Part 1 of 2)

Written on February 10, 2013 – 11:08 pm | by Savannah Bria |
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Part 1 — The Apocalypse (or Lack Thereof) Everyone who’s hip with the internet jive is by now so tired of the mere idea of walking corpses that the thought of going to a movie theater to watch dead, shuffling masses is cause for near riot. Oh, and they’re sick of zombie movies too. So […]

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‘Beautiful Creatures’ — Girl’s Worst Nightmare

Written on February 1, 2013 – 3:39 pm | by Savannah Bria |
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Ahh, the sexuality of a teenage girl, what a fine and fickle thing. Flitting from pretty boy to pretty boy like an experimental, yet volatile butterfly, the desire of a maiden is as volcanically repressed and variable as a snowflake. A snowflake butterfly volcano, if you will. Let me clarify. Within many preteen girls (I […]

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