Let’s Celebrate ‘Friends’! – Part 1: Ten Best Friends Quotes: Joey

Published by Seth Quillen in: Television,Top Ten Lists -- Date: 13 Jan 2015 Comments: 0

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Friends Quotes - Joey TribbianiTo celebrate Friends being on Netflix and all the Friends Binge watching that is probably already going on we are bringing you the best of Friends. Oh, you’ll get your Top Ten Friends Episodes soon enough but we are taking this thing to the extreme. We’re going to give you the Top Ten Friends Quotes from each character, the Ten Best Friends Guest Stars. The Ten Best Monica was fat jokes and so much more. Monica and Chandler, Ross and Rachel, Joey and Phoebe will all get their moment in the spotlight.

First, we start with the Ten Best Joey Quotes from Friends.

Matt Leblanc took Joey Tribbiani, a character that could have been a jerk-off and turned him into a lovable womanizer and best friend. Here are the best and funniest things he said.

10. You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?
“The One In Barbados” (Friends: Season 9 Episode 23)

9. Okay, Ross, you’re gettin’ a divorce, you’re angry, you’re hurtin’. Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints! Come on! You’re single! Have some hormones!
“The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate”(Friends: Season 1 Episode 1)

8.Joey: Here it is, buddy boy. You hide my clothes, I’m wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh, my God, that is so not the opposite of taking someone’s underwear.
Joey: Look at me, I’m Chandler, could I *be* wearing any more clothes?
“The One Where No One’s Ready” (Friends: Season 3 Episode 2)

7. Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!
“The One With The Jellyfish” (Friends: Season 4 Episode)

6. It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
“The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs” (Friends: Season 7 Episode 8)

5. You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!
“The One With The Baby Shower” (Friends: Season 8 Episode 20

4. Raspberries? Good. Ladyfingers? Good. Beef? GOOD!
“The One Where Ross Got High” (Friends: Season 6 Episode 9)

3. JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD
“The One With The Birth Mother” (Friends: Season 10 Episode 9)

2.Joey: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens…is that why they’re extinct?”
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are PEOPLE.
Joey: Hey, I’m not judgin’!
“The One with the Giant Poking Device” (Friends: Season 3 Episode 8)

1. How you doin’?
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